Vocabulary Monday
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Ikea (ī-kee-yah) n.
From old Norse, meaning the realm of evil. The multilevel domain of Satan, filled with an endless labrinth of mazes, filled with wandering lost souless people searching for deals on cheap, poorly made furniture with no style.
Usage: No Mommy! I don’t want to go to Ikea! No! No! Save me!
This stuff has been in my head for years. Now you can share my suffering...






May 21st, 2007 at 8:20 am
I have no Ikea what you’re talking about!
May 21st, 2007 at 12:35 pm
I hate Clowns, er… Ikea…
May 21st, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Fuceboolery Mundey
Perents! Teech yuoor cheeldree zeese-a foon und useffool vurds!
A poobleec serfeece-a frum Veckurema.cum
Reedeeng is FoondementelÂ
Ikea (ī-kee-a-yeh) n. Bork bork bork!
Frum oold Nurse-a, meuneeng zee dumeeniun ooff ifeel. Zee moolteelefel dumeeen ooff Setun, feelled veet un indless lebreent ooff mezes, feelled veet vundereeng lust suooless peuple-a seercheeng fur deels oon cheep, puurly mede-a foorneetoore-a veet nu style-a.
Usege-a: Nu Mummy! I dun’t vunt tu gu tu Ikea! Nu! Nu! Sefe-a me-a!
May 21st, 2007 at 1:11 pm
I still have no Ikea what you’re talking about!
May 21st, 2007 at 1:41 pm
read it like the Muppets Swedish Chef (Mmmm bork bork Bork)
May 21st, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Ohhh… now hits all makin da sensa ya!
May 21st, 2007 at 10:43 pm
All I can say is “ConAgra”
May 29th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
[...] note: My husband has decided that the word Ikea is and old Norse word for realm of evil! Bwahahahahahahahaha!!! In his defense I have to admit that I wasn’t [...]
June 11th, 2007 at 1:53 am
[...] See also:Â IKEA [...]