Vocabulary Monday

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Ikea (ī-kee-yah)  n.

From old Norse, meaning the realm of evil.  The multilevel domain of Satan, filled with an endless labrinth of mazes, filled with wandering lost souless people searching for deals on cheap, poorly made furniture with no style.

Usage:  No Mommy!  I don’t want to go to Ikea!  No! No!  Save me!

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Published by Curto on May 21st, 2007 tagged Vocabulary


9 Responses to “Vocabulary Monday”

  1. Claus Windinderpantz Says:

    I have no Ikea what you’re talking about!

  2. Curto Says:

    I hate Clowns, er… Ikea…

  3. Troutmask Says:

    Fuceboolery Mundey
    Perents! Teech yuoor cheeldree zeese-a foon und useffool vurds!
    A poobleec serfeece-a frum Veckurema.cum
    Reedeeng is FoondementelÂ

    Ikea (ī-kee-a-yeh) n. Bork bork bork!

    Frum oold Nurse-a, meuneeng zee dumeeniun ooff ifeel. Zee moolteelefel dumeeen ooff Setun, feelled veet un indless lebreent ooff mezes, feelled veet vundereeng lust suooless peuple-a seercheeng fur deels oon cheep, puurly mede-a foorneetoore-a veet nu style-a.

    Usege-a: Nu Mummy! I dun’t vunt tu gu tu Ikea! Nu! Nu! Sefe-a me-a!

  4. Claus Windinderpantz Says:

    I still have no Ikea what you’re talking about!

  5. Troutmask Says:

    read it like the Muppets Swedish Chef (Mmmm bork bork Bork)

  6. Claus Windinderpantz Says:

    Ohhh… now hits all makin da sensa ya!

  7. Boon Says:

    All I can say is “ConAgra”

  8. More is More » Mmmm Ribbon Mmmm Says:

    [...] note:  My husband has decided that the word Ikea is and old Norse word for realm of evil!  Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!  In his defense I have to admit that I wasn’t [...]

  9. Wackorama.com » Vocabulary Monday Says:

    [...] See also: IKEA [...]

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